by DKBANANAS February 22, 2020
Get the Back to Boomer mug.A pandemic-type virus implemented by Mother Earth to save itself from The Baby Boomer Generation as a last ditch nuclear option after all other natural disasters and world calamities have failed.
“I knew this would happen,” says Mother Earth to God while puking blood.
God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.
Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”
God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
God just sits stoically, eyes down, outwardly ashamed.
Mother Earth looks up at God, while bloody puss runs from her ears, mouth, nose and eyes, “I have no choice but to release the Boomer Broomer.”
God nods in somber agreement, adding: “I really never thought this would happen — I’m sorry.”
by JimmyChonga24 March 22, 2020
Get the Boomer Broomer mug.Actual postcard that is sent via The Royal Mail. With words written by hand, may i be so bold and show you my handwriting. Do you know what a stamp is? you lick it to make it stick.
by Krkič December 21, 2019
Get the boomer brag mug.It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2022
Get the Boomer Remover mug.When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
Get the Boomer value mug.by UnfortuNate October 8, 2014
Get the Boomer-Wang mug.Dude 1: i hate fucking sundays
Dude 2: cause you gotta go to church dude?
Dude 1: no, because of all the fucking old people going to church!
Dude 2: cause you gotta go to church dude?
Dude 1: no, because of all the fucking old people going to church!
by Knav May 7, 2005
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