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boner fro

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D
by djangles April 25, 2014
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boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang
Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.
by Perchpike January 10, 2012
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Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!
by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014
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Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012
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