Blur job

When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.

Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"

by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009

Bluffin with your muffin

To talk utter crap

Steve "I'm too damn groovy for my own good!"

Sophie "Your bluffin with your muffin!"

Kirsty "Damn straight!"

by Moonbeam08 April 13, 2009

bluford

A handjob with no happy ending... except blue balls.

That hoe only gave me a bluford, I was hurting all night.

by CDIZ January 30, 2015

blueface gangsta babies

A group that consist of eight girls that are growing to be tik tok famous. they are THE koolest and are the BLUE FACE GANGSTA BABIES

omg bradey sonja katie sydnie paige autymn caity and sammy are THE blueface gangsta babies

by autymnthekingmaster1 July 8, 2019

The Blur

The time in your life while you are parenting small children. Symptoms are consistent with other dementia disorders; forgetfulness, disorientation, sleeplessness, forgetfulness, exhaustion, snappishness. Blur-induced stupidity is commonly occurring and profound. Hopefully, the effects of The Blur diminish over time. Rumored to last about 18 years.

I got to Target and I swear to God I had no idea what I was supposed to buy. I ended up getting coffee and diapers and then spent 20 minutes trying to find my car in the parking lot. I used to have a PhD in physics and now I am a MORON. It's The Blur... It's killing me. What?

by Rants from MommyLand November 24, 2010

bluffin

A breakfast sandwhich from the sandwhich chain Blimpies. Not to be confused with blumpkin.

Blumpkins!!! Those are delicious!!! Wait we are talking about the sandwhich right? o wait thats a bluffin

by Chuckle Town November 3, 2008

blurb

1) a fat roll on someone, or something.

2) someone with lots of fat rolls
.

1) "Dude! that sumo wrestler has blurbs everywhere!"
2) Rosie O'Donall

by umbledoom October 29, 2009