monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

by AllieB January 13, 2008

bloo

A person who is a long close friend; a confidante; a trusted college friend with whom one has shared many memories; a friend, buddy.

"Shes always been there to support me. Shes my bloo."
"Hey bloo, that boy turned out to be a big arsul, lets go egg him!"

by FandPong May 8, 2009

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

Blood Porn

Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.

Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.

by Jobin Shabe May 31, 2011

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

by jamfsob August 13, 2003

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.

"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."

by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009