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Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).
Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.
Hitchcock Blonde by a wild one September 17, 2012
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one tricky blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who defies all stereotypes and conventional expectations by being brilliantly intelligent, witty, and having a wicked sense of humor.

-the antithesis of the dumb blonde, also known as a smart blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who loves to play practical jokes on her friends. A jokester, a prankster.
"Dude, I totally thought she was going to be a dumb blonde but she's actually really smart!"
"Yup, she's one tricky blonde!"

Real life examples of one tricky blonde include Hillary Clinton, Meg Whitman, JK Rowling, Gisele Bundchen

blonde slap 

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment
'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

blonde slap by jocelyn morris January 12, 2008

blonde chick screaming bananas 

A blond female screaming "banana"

Ninja Blonde 

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.
1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.
Ninja Blonde by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010

strawberry blonde 

Something some ginger people refer to themselves as being when they're in denial. It's ginger!
"My hair isn't ginger it's strawberry BLONDE!"
strawberry blonde by BoogerBrain August 12, 2006
A hair color usually associated with stupid people and great sex.
She may be a blonde... but she gives good head.
Blonde by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003