When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020
Get the Masturbator's block mug.When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one
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from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004
Get the cock block blocker mug.The ultimate coward move, You can and will get blocked for doing literally anything. Most people who will block you, are snowflakes that get offended over you doing or saying something they don't like. And God help you if you make a joke.
Person one:: "Didn't you have an argument with Carissa on Instagram yesterday?"
Person two "Yes and no, she blocked me the moment I talked to her,"
Person two "Yes and no, she blocked me the moment I talked to her,"
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Get the Blocked mug.Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
by indiegirl1234 April 18, 2010
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Get the O-block special mug.1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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