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Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.
Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019
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Blanket treatment

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.
When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.
by Fukumf February 18, 2020
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naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.
"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"
by martybrown November 27, 2012
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Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
by danzig1984 April 2, 2011
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Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.
I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.
by Kristen Stergioss December 27, 2009
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Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.
Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.
by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020
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Security Blanket

When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.
Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.
by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020
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