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the bike 

Back in school, she was the bike.
the bike by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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Rides a girl's bike 

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"
That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.

Polish Bike Ride 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.
Polish Bike Ride by Trevor November 12, 2004

Muscle Bike  

Muscle bike or Musclebike are kids 20" bicycles or 16" front wheel styled after Dragster's & Muscle Car's from the mid 60's to early 70's. Bananna seat & sissy bar for bucket seat & roll bar, rear slick,, sginal light's, console shifter, even some with wheelie bar.
Raleigh Chopper is a Muscle Bike with a chopped front fork & 16" wheel, not Chopper with an extended front fork. You can not properly define a motercycle as a muscle bike. A muscle bike is not a low rider.
Muscle Bike by David Gagnon March 20, 2008

Mom's Bike 

(moms-bike) Noun- A bicycle that is owned by someone's mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. To ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the ass hole, and to start pedaling. Used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. Also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.
FUCK!...this is mom's bike!
Mom's Bike by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

acoustic bike 

An idiotic term made up by e-bike enthusiasts on Twitter who are too stupid to pick up a dictionary and realize that the term "acoustic" has to do with only sound or music.
Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.

Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?
acoustic bike by satrain181 June 29, 2021