Justin Bieber

Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.

(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.

(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

Justin Bieber

Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.

Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!

Yeah thats why I brought this gun.

by Matt Spouse February 22, 2011

Bieberette

A girl whos in love with the pop sensation Justin Drew Bieber, thinks his cute, adorible, hot, sexy, ect. Biebergasms are common and quite normal for bieberettes because they're lack of sucess in trying to find sweet caring guys like justin. Males roll their eyes at the female behavior witch has became a riot of bieliebers latley because of uber sexy 16 year old.

Guy 1:Dude thats where the Justin Bieber concert is tonight
Guy 2:yeah look at all the Bieberettes.

by CheyShawtyBieber January 23, 2011

bieber

Noun:
Something small and insignificant that annoys you greatly.
Verb:
To annoy someone with something small and insignificant.

"That Justin Biebler kid really biebers me."

by Drunk Ex-Pastors November 17, 2014

Justin Bieber

A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."

Justin Bieber: I will never say never....
Me: You just did. Twice.

by Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq March 30, 2011

justin bieber

1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide

Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!

by XPXL May 11, 2011

Justin Bieber

A long hard shit that never goes away. Usually happens about every 30 minutes.

Friend: Dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Me: I had to take a Justin Bieber.

by Majorleech May 1, 2011