Sweaty betty

Sweaty betty is a beautiful creature shining with sweat.the way the sweat drips down him is so majestic.he usually just wears a towel and lays on his side he is also the father of john boy

I wanna meat sweaty betty!!

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023

Incest Betty

A mother who’s obsessed with her son’s appearance.

Dude His Mom Said He Was So Much More Handsome When He Was Clean Shaven She’s Definitely An Incest Betty

by LouisianaOutlaw March 25, 2023

crack back betty

AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.

DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.

I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....

by LIVNSAUCEY August 22, 2011

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

cowboy bewts

liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.

CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.

by Cal January 4, 2004

Betty Lou

A redneck whore

That Betty Lou over there chugged a whole case of Pabst, bet she's real easy

by QueuMungus September 22, 2016

Betty Boop

A short girl thats thick. She has small boobs and a fat ass. And the cutest curves.

Damn, a betty boop got just enough of everything.

by Rich.bish May 9, 2020