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beater

A slacker. Also: smart-mouthed punk, loser, cheapskate, lazy mofo. Notorious for trying to look cool whilst loitering, spitting, smoking, leaning, and/or being in a "band". A beater usually has more bark than bite and will back down if challenged.
"Look at those posers! What a bunch of beaters!"
by M. Payne January 16, 2008
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Class Beater

This is someone who only masturbates in class because the teacher is so fuckin hot or two girls are messing around when the teacher is gone, but most likely that the person gets hard and feels like they should finifh the job.
"I can't fuckin study whith that kid in the back of the room being a class beater."
by K-DO6 May 30, 2006
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egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006
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wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.
by Michael November 10, 2004
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Basteria

1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
"Basteria", he screamed as I kicked over all of his books.
by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007
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baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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Beater Bomb

Any vehicle which has more money and or work in the drivetrain than the actual value of the car itself. The body and or interior must also be in a state of disarray. Finally the vehicle must be faster than one would normally expect it to be based of its appearance. Also the owner of the vehicle usually conceals the true setup/power output of the engine.
Nick : Oh damn, looks like Chris is gonna race that Beater Bomb from Virginia tonight.

Jake: Yea I heard that, word is the beater bomb is getting the hit on Chris's supra.

Nick: He better be careful doin that, I think the beater bomb has a 383 lsx with a 93mm Borg Warner at like 29psi.

Jake: I heard that too, that car looks like shit but it's quick. Plus he tells everybody it's just a 5.3 truck motor with with an 88 precision on it. You never know with them beater bombs dude.

Nick: True that man.
by FairladyZ February 5, 2015
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