Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

Bender

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.

More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.

Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.

Since that party last week I've been on a bender.

by Lord Gurk da boy October 13, 2015

Spoke Bender

Butt fucker, as in wagon wheel or anus.

He's a spoke bender for sure

by Nivekretneprac September 8, 2018

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family

lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms

by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023