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Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
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Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it
Why are you beating chickens chicken beater
by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018
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Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.
Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025
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teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.
I enjoy using my teeter beater.
by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022
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Beater

Leotis is nothing but, a beater, he told me he was broke when we went to the club and I paid his way in only to see him buying some chick a drink.
by Mackendeez November 11, 2020
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Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater
Peter is a beater
by jtb.jtb@icloud.com June 11, 2018
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IG Beater

A man who masturbates to a woman that he knows instagram page privetly.
Person 1: Did you hear that max was beating to emily's IG page?

Person 2: Yeah, hes an IG Beater
by terk! March 8, 2024
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