Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.

The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.

by dorkmier September 3, 2016

Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Baking a loaf

When you cum on every inch of someone and then lay them in the wind to dry so they become crusty like the outside of a loaf of bread.

Satine: OMG you're going on a date?
Padme: Yeah, we're totally baking a loaf tonight.

by YummyBerries September 1, 2022

Ultimate Bazinga

Amazing, Fantastic, Cognifacious, "The shit".

Oh. My. God. That d20 spiral necklace is the ULTIMATE BAZINGA!!!

by deeandeegirl October 3, 2010

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.

BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

Bajingoes

A secretive word for men to hide that they are talking about there penis.

Hey David I think my bajingoes are itchy can you scratch them for me.

by Chubzinater October 17, 2018