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PTU Bath

A PTU Bath is washing just your "pussy, titties, and underarms" with a washcloth or wet wipe at the sink and putting on some perfume/body spray/powder when there's no time for an actual shower or bath.

The term, to my knowledge, originated from an older woman with a bright and beloved personality that played the church organ most of her adult life before passing away at nearly 90 years old! She was gem!!
My mother told me to hurry up and just take a PTU Bath. I was humiliated when she told me what PTU stood for! No one wants to hear their mother say "pussy/titty/...!"

I woke up late to meet my friends for shopping. I'm just going to take a PTU Bath real fast!
by West Texas Gal August 10, 2017
mugGet the PTU Bathmug.

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button
“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath
by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018
mugGet the Semen bathmug.

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot
getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey
by joe September 14, 2003
mugGet the monkey bathmug.

bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011
mugGet the bird bathingmug.

bath house

1. UncleJesse's 2nd home.
2. The main gathering area for all middle aged confirmed bachelors living in the Than Frandithco area.
3. Unofficial meeting place for the Man Frandisco Democratic Party.
I heard UncleJethy caught the gay-cancer at his favorite bath house. Das' fuct up yo. Hopefully he doesn't infect the canine community.
by Pug to the Po March 4, 2008
mugGet the bath housemug.

whore bath

No shower and all chemicals. Deodorant, perfume, cologne, its called a whore bath.
After practice Terry was running late to meet his friends at the restaurant, so he took a whore bath then ran out the door.
by Jerry Nugget July 24, 2012
mugGet the whore bathmug.

Early Bath

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "
by John Gaskell September 27, 2005
mugGet the Early Bathmug.

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