Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.

- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020

National kiss a Basketball player day

On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.

Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

by Lbj24 December 2, 2021

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

by sharkdik June 12, 2007

it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003

Fat Basket

The bulge in the pants of a man with a large package.

Man, Ricky Martin has a fat basket in those leather pants.

by MrsEberle April 25, 2006

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

As of the 2004-05 college basketball season the top 3 All-Time most NCAA Tourament wins are by Phat 5 coaches.

1. Mike Krzyzewski-66( Duke ), 66-18
2. Dean Smith-65 ( UNC ), 65-27
3. John Wooden-47 ( UCLA ), 47-10

They are also the top 3 coaches in Final Four appearances.

1. John Wooden ( UCLA )- 12
2. Deam Smith ( UNC )-11
3. Mike Krzyzewski ( Duke )-10

Adolph Rupp ( UK ) is tied for 4th with 6 with Denny Crum ( U. of Louisville ). Crum an assistant coach with John Wooden at ( UCLA ).

The Phat 5 coaches are just as impressive as their players and have been role models to the premiere coaches in the game today. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 18, 2005

college basketball

Absolutely the most awesome sport on the face of the planet. Nowhere else can you find more heart and soul poured onto a field (court) of play, be it any other collegiate sport, professional, or even recreational. The epitome of effort and desire, of struggle and reward, of upset and smackdown (see University of North Carolina).

some lameass: Hey I love college field hockey, what is your favorite sport? Collegiate or Pro?

tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!

by tbrew September 25, 2006