barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

barsole

Anyone acting like an arsehole at a bar - clicking fingers, cutting in line, asking "What's cheapest", not knowing what they want when they get to the bar... the list goes on, ask your bartender!

That guy ordered 3 a vodka martini then complained it was too strong. Barsole.

by BatemanPsycho January 28, 2016

Barscraped

You go to a bar, drink too much, get a black out and wake up the morning thinking ”what the fuck happened last night?” You look at your bank account and realize that you had too much fun and too many expensive drinks - and you’re broke.

I’ll have noodles for dinner for the rest of the week, I got barscraped last night..

by Mattiegirl January 17, 2018

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

BarShifter

A BarShifter is a Certified Promotions Consultant that helps bars and restaurants manage their promotions using the BarShift Point of Promotions Software

With crowds dropping off at his sports bar, Jimmy brought in a BarShifter to help get their bar back on track.

by Bigger Crowds In Your Bar November 18, 2018