Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.

man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.

by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 24, 2016

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.

Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018