Bet

2 guys kissing each other then callin each other horses on a mountain licking each other’s buttocks

Damn u wanna bet ?

by Fireflylicker April 10, 2022

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Schrodinger's bet

When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.

He just made a Schrodinger's bet with pocket 7s on a board of K54Q, what a fish.

by PhotonZ July 22, 2024

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Sue on a bet

Catholic form of manipulation. Typically means someone gets poisoned, then threatened into committing a crime, then poisoned again. To sue on a bet is a fallacy In court yet they still do it.

Catholic child: I bet so-and-so will say "Mambo number five" to NASA.

Catholic child's mother: sue so-and-so on a bet. (I.e. poison her then threaten her with molestation into saying "mambo number five" to NASA then falsley imitate her. ) and that is how to sue on a bet.

by Paradamno September 29, 2021

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Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.

Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?

by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024

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Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

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