Andreas
Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins.
Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could.
In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins.
Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could.
In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.
Guy 1: Heyyy look at that guy over there, he just made a blinking beer bomb out of eggshells!
Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks?
Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!
Guy 2: Did he just fill it up with booze and rubber ducks?
Guy 1: Wow, he must be an Andreas!
by Maoraw March 12, 2021
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1.the coolest person in the world. mainly thanks to hiss awesome ability to gain friends 2.a trust worthy person 3. awesome person who loves playing soccer 4. just plain awesome
by potatoestohotforyou2354677564 January 24, 2010
Get the elias andres guevara mug.A hot Canadian guy who is a real sweetheart. He'all help a girl out and is such a gentleman. He may seem like a playboy but he is loyal to his friends. He is capable of pulling people both genders ;) He may seem like a nerd but is actually so smart. A man of many patience and a great guy to be around
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Get the Marc Andre mug.An opportunity for White middle class pricks to pretend that they're poverty stricken black people living in the 'ghetto'
by coined January 25, 2005
Get the san andreas mug.That one kid who always laughs at his own jokes when no one else does. And they always catch onto a joke as soon as it's dead, and if it isn't already dead, it dies. The most unfunny person you will ever come across. Also says retarded shit.
Andrei: "Says a joke"
Also Andrei: *laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
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Andrei: "Can you pray in a coma?"
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
Also Andrei: *laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
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Andrei: "Can you pray in a coma?"
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
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