god Al

Yes it might seem weird but its a thing.
They are a fictional god from a book. They took over from a god who needed ti back down. She took the name of God Zachy.

"have you prayed to our god Al today?"

"Did you hear? the next in line God Al took over?"

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

Al-Arik

A male Al-Arik is a guy with an extreme mega big dick , tall and all the girls like him everyone wants to be him Super Hot and extremely good looking

The perfect person to get advice from

2 girls calling....

Al-Arik: picks up both of them and handles them perfectly

by Donald gollof November 22, 2021

BIG AL

Basically, he's literally the biggest thing to ever exist on Planet Earth, and the entire universe. He's pretty tiny normally, but when he gets huge he breaks through his roof screaming BIG ALLLLLLL and his Penis grows to around 500 miles long where he impales everything and breaks through everything in his Penises path of destruction. Not to mention the size of his balls are literally planets, He is BIG AL. (aka. Large Liberia, Enormous Ethiopia, Continous Congo, Giant Ghana, Sensational Sudan.)

OH MY GOD, I'M LITERALLY ENORMOUS.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BIG AL AKA LARGE LIBERIA YOU'RE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BIGALGERIAN June 24, 2019

al haig

To take over a situation when it is not necessary or inappropriate. Named for President Reagan's Secretary of State when the late president was shot. In a press conference immediately following the assassination, Secretary Al Haig stated "I'm in control here."

The actor Al Haiged the show when he went off script and began improvising his lines.

by Vapor22 October 11, 2021

Rail Ale

Train beers

Are we getting rail ale?

Yeah course

by Nothanksmatethankya June 15, 2019

AL-armPit

When you snooze your Alarm over and over and over again.
you fall into an AL-armPit

Boss:"Why were you late this morning?"
Employee:"Sorry I fell into an AL-armPit"

by Caveman217 November 20, 2017

Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013