A man with the biggest dick in the whole universe. His dick has more mass than a planet. All the girl want a taste of the big dick.
by Not Alexander Olsson November 21, 2021
A total badass don’t fuck with him he usually has all the drip and probably plays 2k and gets all the hoes
by 102190 November 22, 2021
my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️
by ollyloml February 12, 2024
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007
alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 28, 2022
A kind-of sweet guy, that knows how to win a girls heart. Although he can be stupid (most of the time) He can sometimes be nice. He isn't the most handsome man, but there is still one girl the wishes she could be his boyfriend. He has a sense of humor, bu mostly with dirty jokes. He is very smart and knows how to use technology.
by TyperGuy May 25, 2012
by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 03, 2024