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accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant
by MrsBJones May 28, 2025
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accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant
by MrsBJones May 28, 2025
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Accuntant

Someone who claims to be a financial expert but is actually a really shit human being i.e an accuntant
I know someone who thinks they are a financial expert but they are just an accuntant
by MrsBJones May 28, 2025
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Accept

I don't have to accept ANY future guy who was married until his wife found out he wasn't me.
Hym "No, fuck yourself freak. You didn't want to switch the lever to the trolley and now I'm doing. You're not switching it back. I'm not going to accept an outcome that doesn't subvert the will of anyone who doesn't want me to get the credit or the money."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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Acceptance

Hym "You want to talk about 'acceptance' Dr. K, you meed to accept that I am not nor will I ever let you deny me that actual material benefits I will gain from being credited and paid as the creator of AI. Never. If I do not get that credit, I will murder a child. I said I would do it before you tried to steal it from me and IF I HAVE TO KILL A CHILD... I fully advocate for the people who's children you've put at risk to come and find you and kill YOU and your kid. I will get the credit, one way or another. You have to choose whether it's by way of you giving it to me willingly or you getting calling into a murder trial because your name was on a list. I'm not accepting shit."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
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acceptatiophilophobia

Being so used to rejection that your mind puts you in a constant state of fear, making the thought of being rejected more comforting, safer and overall better than the thought of being (finally) accepted.

(Obviously, fictional-definition. This phobia does not exist in the real world, although the overall concept does.)
"I'd much rather they reject me, what if they finally reciprocate and I fuck it up?" – "Maybe you have acceptatiophilophobia."
by rockhardpillow October 4, 2025
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Accept all illegal orders

I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.
Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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