absolutely and utterly beautiful

Hanna

Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT

by cantthinkofaname13 September 28, 2017

absolte

An epic fail,simply said when something failed..in a really bad way..you say its absolte.so absolte=epic fail

Did you see that car flipping in the air?was absolte man!

by LoveCoffee June 24, 2016

Absolute unit

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019

absolute umit

Typically used as a cute way of describing round or chubby animals.

That bird is an absolute umit

by LLovoJJ October 7, 2019

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

absofuckinlutely

–interjection

1. an absolute (either negative or positive depending on context).

an answer to a question (do you want to have sex?)

i did absofuckinlutely nothing this weekend,

by yogi bear ivan September 29, 2012

Absoflutely

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014