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AMF

Anal Muscle Failure, Extreme Diarrhea where you just can't hold it anymore. In severe cases it's C.A.M.F (Catastrophic Anal Muscel Failure) where you litteraly crap yourself.
Yesterday after lunch I had an AMF, I almost didn't make it to bathroom.
by bderen May 8, 2008
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amfuckingcredible

the HIGHEST compliment possible. higher than incredible, amazing, and infuckingcredible.
that dress she was wearing was amfuckingcredible!
by KELLYN May 30, 2007
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I am your father

No, that's not true!
Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!
by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021
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I am a fighter and not a quitter

A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).
Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.
by Rhythm Heaven October 26, 2022
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why tf am I friends with you ppl

why Jayden just why
why tf am I friends with you ppl :p
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
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AmFac

The new right wing of American politics, a combination of the conservative religious right, the extreme right, the "patriotic" poor, the military industrial complex beneficiaries, and the cult of strong man personality creating American fascism for the 21st Century.
The 2020 election is battle between the AmFac and the democratic republic established by the founding fathers.
by William Livingstion September 25, 2020
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AMF-YOYO

A term (acronym) used in high risk adventure sports that are typically done solo or as part of small groups. When you can no longer provide assistance to your team, proper dirtbag etiquette is to let them know they're screwed and self sufficient.

"Adios My Friend You're On Your Own!" Is complicated to communicate in loud, high stress situations so the 'AMF-YOYO' term has been adopted.

It can also be communicated via hand signals if the distance between parties is too great or environmental noise prohibits effective communication. With one and form the classic middle finger, while doing a traditional bye bye wave with the other hand.
*beater Bob swims with his kayak at the top of the rapid, and misses ropes thrown from his friends. As he floats over the precipice of a waterfall, the last thing he hears is "AMF-YOYOOOOO"
by Brown Claw Baptism March 9, 2021
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