Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.

Slash has The Dirty Patrick

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022

patrick fitzgerald

V. Homosexual

That Patrick fitzgerald is a homosexual

by Outbreak Prime January 19, 2017

patrick dupont

He only cares about STATS. The "TAB" key is his lucky charm.
He is also known as "The Guy".

You just pulled a "The Guy". That's right mr. Patrick Dupont, you lost the round for 1 kill.

by Patrick Dupont July 2, 2014

patrick azn

Some Dank Skrub Who is Friends With SpongeBob. He is Also Asian. Also he is a typical Sea Star so he grows back his legs

"Dayum Patrick Azn! Nice Legs You Got there!"

by Dank.. May 18, 2016