A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
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Get the Melon-baller mug.a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.
by melon felonater. September 7, 2025
Get the melon felon mug.1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
Get the drop a melon mug.Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.
by captia_melon February 8, 2025
Get the Melon Strat mug.The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush
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