Daddy Dilker

1. The male equivalent of Mommy Milkers.

2. A large penis

"Wow, that guy is definitely packing a daddy dilker."

by Zeckimus April 15, 2021

Shotgun Daddy

The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.

She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.

by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 19, 2016

moustache daddy

A dashing middle aged man with an impressive moustache

Did you see Quinton at the bar? He’s my moustache daddy

by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023

Lake Daddy

Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.

Grab your knee boards and ski rockets, Lake Daddy is hosting at his house.

by Lakedaddysbitch November 26, 2020

Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

Daddy McFaddy

Somebody who is short and pudgy (usually male) slips in and out of slippery situations. Usually could be found running around without a shirt, covered in lube and spreading it upon others.

We all had to run out of the locker room when we saw daddy McFaddy enter covered in goo and slime.

by Krooty June 25, 2018

Daddy Bouncer

like a homie hopper but with peoples father figures

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”

by uhmohno April 13, 2022