The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness
by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by Yungb September 1, 2017
Get the cruise phatmug. They're awesome and active people. They like to be adventurous and is good at many things. They are talented and make friends easily. They are good with ladies and they have a big penis.
by Randomperson2008 October 18, 2020
Get the Cruisemug. Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
Get the Jacknipple Cruisemug. When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect
by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021
Get the Crystal cruisemug. When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.
Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.
by Xgishy March 14, 2021
Get the Shakedown Cruisemug. 
Get the Carribean Cruisemug.