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Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
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eats buggers and pees in school sinks
bruh he’s such a jake
by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019
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a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.
“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”
by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020
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The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020
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Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”
by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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