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Goofy Goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.
1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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Goober

Most black deepwoken player every found
Goober is the most nigga depths farmer every and blackest he will lurke from yo behind
by Tostado_ January 18, 2023
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Goober

When a friend or an acquaintance is a little silly billy
Example: Oh you goober you about to make me goon!
by Silliest.of.Billies April 27, 2024
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goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock
That guy looks like such a goober kisser
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
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Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
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