zombie grin 

When you stay up to late having a great time and have to go into work looking like a zombie but with a huge silly smile on your face.

Jaden said to Angie, "wow you must of had a great time lastnight! You have a zombie grin this morning!"

zombie grin by benji31 January 31, 2016

Zombie Extinguisher 

Zombie Extinguisher is a "human" male living in Estonia. He is the only owner of sandbox vanilla™.

He is also called Zombo, Zombie, Zobie, Zob, owner.

He has a job and he is doing that when he is not answering his discord.

He is the owner of the sandbox vanilla™ discord server (obviously)

sandbox vanilla player: Zombie pls ban

Zombie Extinguisher after 1h: ok

Zombie Extinguisher by wetpa April 1, 2021

Zombie Kink 

A sexual kink when your spouse or sexual partner likes to chew on you. It can be anywhere, including your face, your back, butt, legs, hair, neck or breasts. It doesn't matter how much pain you are in because they like it more when you make noises. They make it sloppy and leave marks all over you after biting for so long.

You: why do you like to bite me so much?

Spouse: you're so chewy :)

You: I think you have a Zombie Kink

Zombie Kink by Johnathan Hughes the 1st November 28, 2021

zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

zombie walk by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008

zombie new year 

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.

On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.

zombie new year by Kyvia June 11, 2006

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

zombie dick by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010

zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!

Ted did a zombie dick last night

zombie dick by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009