Wrap it

Another way to say put a condom on.

"Wrap it before you tap it."

by Earthly_Jay May 19, 2025

Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.

"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."

by dyln290 January 12, 2023

bun wrapped fun nuggets

When a man stuffs his testifies into the Anus of another person

Toby confided to Scott that his favorite activity is to play bun wrapped fun nuggets

by Bd167 February 21, 2023

Snap-Wrapped

Snap-wrapped meaning when someone cant stop entertaing or gets into others dramma. Without knowing the full facts.

Kyle: Omg Jessica always want to be in our dramma

Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped

Kyle: facts she needs to shut up

by Bigshookhoe February 14, 2019

saran wrapped

When men wear pants so tight, their genitalia looks like Saran wrapped meatballs

Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.

by CloSin^2 January 31, 2016

Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.

Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.

by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019