A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.
David kept a powerful Wicked Lasers for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.
by JohnKP January 12, 2012
Get the Wicked Lasersmug. Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
by The Chicken Enthusiast November 4, 2018
Get the John Wickmug. 
Patrick: Hey nerdy!!!
*slams nerds head into his lunch food*
Nerd's friend: that dude is such a wick-head!
*slams nerds head into his lunch food*
Nerd's friend: that dude is such a wick-head!
by Trodd3r August 14, 2007
Get the wick-headmug. by Gameboss49 December 18, 2017
Get the wicked cyclonemug. Sweaty tryhards who eat there nipple hair and drink MoUnTaIn SaUcE and are obese and have kfc for BEKFAST and nipple hair for dinner
by Init_to_winit June 2, 2018
Get the John wicksmug. by DanK May 13, 2005
Get the wicked awesomemug.