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wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
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Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
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Welingo

When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.
Person: Dam I forgot how to spell hangry, must be my welingo kicking in.
by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022
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Wuding

Wuding is a combination of the abbreviation of what are you doing (wud) & ing. it can be used t ask what someone is doing.
Wuding tonight?
by Burkard January 22, 2022
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Weeding

I attended my aunts weeding today
by Antbytheway July 14, 2022
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Wedangelis

A queen who eats up. Food, outfits, sports, EVERYTHING.

She will beat you up respectfully...
Wedangelis is so goofy!
by Beenut🐝 November 22, 2022
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weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.
“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”
by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023
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