Walrus

To jump onto someone or something, similar to a belly-flop.

Kristy walrused Tara's couch and broke one of the legs

by CDSKRP May 14, 2008

Walrus

Anyone named Olivia, who sits around on their fat ass all day at the pool, but never swims. And if they ever do swim, people sit on them and laugh at how fat the fricking walrus is.

(Sitting on the Walrus's head in the pool)

"Silly Walrus, you don't need air! Air is for people!"

by jazzy12345xox June 23, 2009

Salty Walrus

A sweaty butthole.

Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)

by Wyo307SistaKissa November 20, 2016

Walrus

A female whom has performed/performs fellatio on two men simultaneously.

What a hoe, I think she walrused those guys the other night.

by showcasez August 28, 2010

Walrus

A laugh by a person-sounding like they're gasping for air or hyperventalating, sounding just like a walrus; a verb referring to a laugh.

Walrusing, Walrused. He/She/They Walrused

"OH MY GOSH ASHLYND STOP WALRUSING IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY"

"She walrused for a good ten minutes; then the pitch of the walrus changed and she sounded like a donkey"

by justakidd January 5, 2011

walrus assault

king of the internet + hentai pervert

OMG, Walrus Assault!! KAWAII CHIBI SUSHI CHOP-STICK!!

by Mr. Kamikaze/Mr. DNA June 2, 2004

Wally Walrus

I big fat girl

A fat blonde girl that walk like a walrus and has teeth like one a smells like on and eats fish

by Brandon February 9, 2004