wiggling wiener

the longest of shlongs.

my wiggling wiener and petite balls are shriveling to pieces.

by retard-guy December 24, 2022

Wiener

Single thing that jiggles wiener

Wiener jiggle,jiggle

by Pnnis May 15, 2021

wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

Dog wiener

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Famous Hot Wiener

The sexual act originating in Hanover PA where a man slathers his wiener in beef chili and liquid cheese and then has intercourse with a large farm animal, preferably a cow, but a horse will also suffice in a pinch.

Hey man did you hear that Scott got fired from his job because he got caught giving the cow in the field across from his work the Famous Hot Wiener?!

by HarryHenderssson April 19, 2023

wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.

The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.

by Alexander T. Morgan January 2, 2016

wiener succ

the sucketh of the wiener

'give me wiener succ now you whore!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018