"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
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Yeah, you can look, but you can't touch, I'm not just anybody
Caught in the haze and hypnotized and you're too thirsty
Open your view and you will find, stop searching
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
They always hustle for the pussy, so they'll never get it
I make them tumble down the hill they climbed, I don't regret it
I saw that trick fall out your sleeve, and I'm so certain
You hum a tune I don't believe, and it ain't working
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
Yeah, you can look, but you can't touch, I'm not just anybody
Caught in the haze and hypnotized and you're too thirsty
Open your view and you will find, stop searching
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
They always hustle for the pussy, so they'll never get it
I make them tumble down the hill they climbed, I don't regret it
I saw that trick fall out your sleeve, and I'm so certain
You hum a tune I don't believe, and it ain't working
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
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