Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

by why are russian girls so cute October 18, 2025

Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Hype-vision

Focusing so much on advertising for a single piece of media (video game, movie, tv show, public event) that you become blinded to how bad the content actually is, and go out of your way to defend the content from criticism for no reason.

Comparable to Tunnel-vision

People have some serious hype-vision over fallout76, so many people defend it for no reason when it first came out it was total crap.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021