vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

vegetarian surfboard by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

vegetarian librarian by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

vagitarian 

person who licks vagina and they love it sooo much that they just licks it and eats egg cells inside vagina instead of food

OMG, he is such a vagitarian

vagitarian by lolfislol January 28, 2015

Vegetarian meat 

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

Vegetarian meat by Booiiii October 3, 2016

VAGITARIAN 

A lesbian who has cut all forms of meat out of her diet

After becoming a VAGITARIAN, stephanie was able to lose enough weight to win back the love of her life.

VAGITARIAN by MCJIMBOSLICE February 16, 2017

Vegetarianian 

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

Vegetarianian by notnAP July 23, 2017

Vegetarian 

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

Vegetarian by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017