West Virginia Tiki Torch

The act of putting moonshine on one's dick and setting it on fire.

Matthew: Hey Noah Cotton do you want to have a West Virginia Tiki Torch?
Noah: You know I would love that!!!

by MJFieldDaddy January 11, 2016

West Virginia Chili Dog

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..

The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..

by Hazard6.0 April 21, 2016

West Virginia paper plate

noun

1. A paper towel

2. A sheet of paper

There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!

by FinelyThreaded July 04, 2019

West Virginia Blueberries

Slang for West Virginia University. The color scheme of WVA's logo is similar to a blueberry, which is a crop of the West Virginia landscape.

Did you watch the West Virginia Blueberries on TV last night get worked by Duke?

by East Coasters March 29, 2010

meat virginia

When you pack your ass with creamed corn and coffee grounds. You then proceed to shat this concoction onto a dirty meth using hippie that doesn't own her own clothes.

That's It! Joleen is getting a Meat Virginia now that she has stolen my dope, again!!!

by ClearlySeeThru December 25, 2014

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

West Virginia Tumble Weed

A discarded plastic Wal-mart bag left to drift aimlessly in the breezes of rural West Virginia towns.

Don't cry Tonto, think of them as West Virginia tumble weeds and not a blight on the environment.

by socialpanic July 30, 2011