Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

Valentine

Personality/Character: Valentines are women with a lot of curiosity. This is what drives them to try new experiences, both personal and relational. That's why Valentines have a very good sense of contact, and don't hesitate to get close to people. This does not scare them, which shows that they are not shy. A self-confidence that pleases their entourage, as well as their good mood and their energy. These women know how to draw attention to themselves. And they know how to return the affection that can be given to them, because they have a lot of love to give.

… Valentine

by NoName_V November 23, 2021

valentine

a girl who deserves the world, she’s smart, pretty and funny. everyone wants to marry a valentine

Oh my god i wish i dated a Valentine

by w33dbitch November 21, 2021

Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb

“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day

by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022

Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.

"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."

by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018

Sarah Valentine

The world's most beautiful and amazing woman. Unofficially the 8th wonder of the world. Some say Toga and her would be the ideal couple.

Man I saw Sarah Valentine the other day and it was love at first sight!

by Togaaaa November 22, 2021

Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.

Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”

by anonymous August 20, 2023