someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
Get the uber-douchemug. The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
Get the uber-greedmug. Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.
by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022
Get the naughty ubermug. tits on a prostitute.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
Get the Uber Boobersmug. by Golden029 May 24, 2019
Get the Uber Slowmug. by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011
Get the Uber Chipmug. Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Uber competitivemug.