tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

Lemon twink

A little flower boy twink, whose only desires are painted nails, colorful hair, and yellow pants. A lemon twink is unsure about his sexuality but doesn't really care and rather spend time worrying about dope things and cuddling with his friends

"Hey is that kid gay?" "Idk his sexuality but he's definitely a lemon twink"

by DopeLemonTwink64 May 27, 2019