tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

Rub and tug

Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.

We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?

by Batacklad September 5, 2022

Kentucky tug-of-war

The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.

“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”

by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024

tugging the dragon

jerking off thats it its just wanking

i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today

by rotten.apples_ May 31, 2021

Tug-a-Slug

A specific method of slug removal.

Pest control.

Olivia came over and hit me with the old Tug-a-Slug and I never had another problem after that.

by AcceleratedAsystole September 14, 2022

Tug n' Slug

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.

He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.

by BV927 May 26, 2019