Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.

Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.

by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011

tiger

The largest of all big cats. Tigers live in India, Asia, Japan, and a few other places. They live in tropical rainforests and feed off of other animals (aka they're a carnivor). Unlike most cats, tigers love the water. They are orangey-brown and have magnificent stripes. They are very endangered because of destruction of their habitats, and also because of human insanity. Humans kill tigers for their beautiful striped coat. (If you ask me, it looks better on a tiger than as a mat or on some hag's body.) They don't eat humans, however if they are hungry enough I'm sure they would. They very well may attack a human if one is in a tiger's habitat ( Hey, I would too). I don't blame them. Some (crazy) animal trainers for circuses and animal amusement thingies like that train tigers to hop on their hind legs (yeah, right) and jump through rings of fire, and etc, etc. Of course, no wild animal in their right mind would NEVER do such a thing like that. But any who, tigers are one magnificent creature that I think should be worshipped and sacred. And to some people, they are. Oh, and also they have very sharp claws and big sharp teeth. They live alone besides when females are raising cubs.

Crazy circus trainer- "AHHHH! LOOK OUT! THAT TIGER'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!!"
Crazy guest- "Oh my God! You trained him, so control him!"
Crazy circus trainer- "I would if I could, dumb hag!"
Crazy guest- "Okay." -walks out casually-

by Nikki_catlover June 28, 2009

Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass

A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat

Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Tigered

1. v. the act of being cheated on

2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.

etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.

1. Jennifer was ticked when she found out Brad had tigered her with Angelina.

2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"

by CatcherOfRye December 5, 2009

Tiger Woods effect

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.

Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."

by stevo supremo August 22, 2011

Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Tiger vagina

When a female pussy is so tight it wraps around your cock and makes it feel like your being viciously bit.

OMG, LoQuashis was so tight it felt like her Tiger vagina was going to bite my dick off!

by 10walDe June 7, 2014