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truth torpedo

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is
I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth
by Jubilator March 25, 2011
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pulido torpedo

The “Pulido torpedo” is an act of sexual assault with a minor; to have them repeatedly say “no”, then proceeding to sodomize them until they can’t sit down
by Fahdjwnslclneksjxd June 1, 2018
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Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 16, 2011
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Torpedo Belly

What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.

symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.
Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.

Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.
by tacopajaro April 8, 2009
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Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!
by TeamScott October 30, 2008
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Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.
Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.
by ilikeboobies. April 5, 2009
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torpedo nipples

an extremely pointed nipple that may or may not look like a torpedo
Juan: Sherry, those torpedo nipples popped my balloon
Sherry: Sorry, let me give ya dome nigga!
by jaime vaquez April 29, 2008
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