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tennerculosis

A disease of the mind that has symptoms such as never ending conversations, intruding the personal space of others, touching others while speaking to them, and becoming a punching-bag for your offspring. Coughing is the only major physical symptom. This disease is not contagious, but also untreatable.
Jason's dad has some extreme tennerculosis; he is SO annoying!
by fpoawjekpowk'pczksd' August 10, 2012
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tennerculosis

A disease of the mind and respiratory system. Symptoms include: Extended small talk, close-talking, touch-talking, bad breath. There is no cure, but is treatable by avoiding the infected as mush as possible.
That guy has such bad tennerculosis! He's so annoying I can't bear it!
by antidisestablishmentarianismis November 27, 2012
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Tannering

An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.
Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
by Roty October 4, 2013
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tannerred

The mess left behind when an employee leaves the company with work unfinished or had not handled the situation correctly in the first instance.
"I'm going to have to honor this quotation, even though we're losing money. I can't believe we've been tannerred again."

"To prevent us being tannerred, let's make employee X work out his notice period".
by Lord of Glencoe January 7, 2014
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Tannerphobia

The fear of tanners
Did you heart that Mackenzie has Tannerphobia?
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Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.
Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.
by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015
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toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.
Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...
by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015
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