Tickle Me Elmo

A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.

The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.

by S. Sutton March 21, 2005

Tickle Me Emo

Like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. And when you tickle it, it doesn't do anything.

I dyed my Elmo black and took out the batteries. Now it's a Tickle Me Emo!

by Aquatic November 30, 2009

tickdick

This is where the tick has bitten your dick with a strengthening hold and will not let go.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad last weekend?

Guy 2: Yeah man I heard he was in the ER

Guy 1: Yep, he got a tickdick when he was out in the woods.

by Bulkm4n November 16, 2009

pakapoo ticket

An illegible, messy piece of writing. The name of a Chinese game of lotto popular in Australia and New Zealand in the19th Century, containing 20 different Chinese Characters.

It looks like a pakapoo ticket

by bill kernoczy September 21, 2006

woof ticket

tellin lies

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets

by john h January 21, 2004

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018

Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.

"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007