tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire

Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.

by Heidra January 1, 2018

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

I’m tired and it’s winter

A quote used by our very own king, Harry Styles.

Makeup artist: He looks a bit pale this morning, a bit peaky.
Harry: I’m tired and it’s winter.

by HSLTstan June 25, 2021

I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

Tired of ud jokes

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

by Soddoll April 12, 2023